Puppy Grammar Lessons

Scouted: verb, as in, “I’ve been Scouted.”

Denoting any form of one being poo’d on, pee’d on, paw prints stamped onto white pants after a morning walk through soggy grass, yawns reeking of potent puppy breath aimed directly at one’s face, burps released with the vigor of a grown man (also in one’s face), and any overall action that elicits the reaction, “Yuck!” and a queasiness of the stomach.

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